Sasi Jokes

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Rich Man: I earn 36 crores annually.
Thats my range. How about you?
Sasi: I have a son. He has a lover & she is your one and only daughter.
Thats my range.

Length: 156 Chrs

One day Sasi had a big fight with his wife..
He went to cemetery with her photo and placed it on a tree. In the bottom he wrote..
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..COMING SOON..

Length: 155 Chrs

Sasi pattalathil chernnu.
Trainer Sasikku thokku koduthu.
Sasi: Ithinte munvasam eetha?
Trainer: Engottu thirichu vedi vachalum rajyathinu prayojanappedum!

Length: 155 Chrs

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One day a dog was running behind a Sasi. But Sasi was laughing.
Babu: Why ur laughing?
Sasi: I have an Airtel connection. But still Vodafone is following me.

Length: 157 Chrs

Sasi was busy in removing a wheel from his auto.
Babu: Why are you removing a wheel from your auto?
Sasi: Ivide 2 wheeler parking area aanu.

Length: 140 Chrs

Interviewer: How does a scooter run?
Sasi: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrr..
Interviewer shouts: STOP IT
Sasi: Dhhuurrr dhup dhupp dhup dhup..

Length: 126 Chrs

Jan 1 - Sasi avale nokki.
Feb 1 - Aval Sasiye nokki.
Mar 1 - Sasi avalodu ILU paranju.
Aval Sasiyodum paranju ILU.
Sasi date nokki.
Apr 1 - Sasi veendum Sasi.

Length: 158 Chrs

Sasi joined as a dtp operator. On the very 1st day he worked till 8 PM. Boss: What you did?
Sasi: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Length: 157 Chrs

In Ramayana Class:
Sir: Annaante purathe 3 vara Sree Raman thalodiyappol undayathanu.
Sasi: Athu verutheyaa.. sathyam aanankil Seetha Zebra-ye pole irunnene.

Length: 158 Chrs

What do you do when Sasi throws a hand grenade at you?
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Its simple, just pull the pin and throw it back.

Length: 107 Chrs